1
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You're over here jerking off our swap,
son.

2
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I want to know what a dad dick looks
like. Are they bigger?

3
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I love my new family.

4
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There you go.

5
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Hey, guys.

6
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Hey.

7
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Where's your swap, Dad?

8
00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:43,690
I have no idea.

9
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We're waiting on him to start the next
swap challenge.

10
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Hey!

11
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Sorry I took so long. It's about time.

12
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Alright, it says here we need photos of
all the items on this lab.

13
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And we're going to be in teams.

14
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It's going to be me and you.

15
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And my mom and Junior.

16
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Now, don't forget it's a scavenger hunt.
Okay. And there is no cheating.

17
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No cheating.

18
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And everything will be free use.
Remember, we must apply free use.

19
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Got it? Okay.

20
00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:29,240
Okay. And I can't read the next part.
It's all smudged.

21
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Well, Swap Dads, let's get started.

22
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Let's do it.

23
00:03:38,329 --> 00:03:42,170
So, we only need one more thing and we
will win the competition.

24
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What the fuck?

25
00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:48,130
Hey!

26
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What are you doing?

27
00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:54,090
I was trying to get milk.

28
00:03:56,110 --> 00:04:00,810
This is highly inappropriate, and it's
not how you interact with your swap mom.

29
00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:07,730
Well, there's no more milk in the
fridge, and she said that free youth

30
00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:12,510
you know, we get to do whatever we want
whenever we want, so...

31
00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:18,769
So no, that is not what free use is.
Free use means you get images off the

32
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internet with no copyright restrictions.

33
00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:25,290
Wait a minute.

34
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Free use or free use technically means
we can do whatever we want.

35
00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,130
You know, he's really good at this.

36
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Which is great because you haven't been
the most attentive husband.

37
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Yeah, we only need one more to win,
so...

38
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We only need one more to win.

39
00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:49,050
What are you doing? Did you hear him? We
only need one more to win. We need to,

40
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you know, make something happen. Let me
get some milk out of you and we'll win

41
00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:54,809
the competition.

42
00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:57,090
You are my swap daughter. We can't do
this.

43
00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,130
It's for you.

44
00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,410
You can do whatever you want, right?

45
00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:05,590
I mean, once she makes one squirt of
milk, we win.

46
00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,100
Oh my god.

47
00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,420
What?

48
00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:22,210
Fuck.

49
00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:29,670
Shit.

50
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,000
Oh, God.

51
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:35,320
Oh my God. Oh my

52
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:40,820
God.

53
00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,670
This is so fun!

54
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,180
I'm going to hell with this.

55
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,640
I'm going to hell.

56
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,720
I feel so good.

57
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:33,740
Yes,

58
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,120
yes, yes.

59
00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:20,710
Want to try this one?

60
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,690
Straight. Okay.

61
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,620
Shit. Oh,

62
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:24,980
my

63
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:27,340
God.

64
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:35,040
Oh, my God. Yes.

65
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,400
Yes, that's what I fucking want.

66
00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:47,420
Oh, my God.

67
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,180
Oh,

68
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,840
this is so good.

69
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,820
Right there.

70
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,440
Oh, my God.

71
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,940
Oh, my God. That's so good.

72
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:22,710
Oh, my God.

73
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,570
Yes, yes,

74
00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,370
yes, yes.

75
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,300
Yes, just like this.

76
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,020
Okay. Yes.

77
00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:29,260
Oh, my God. That's so good.

78
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:37,000
Use it. Use it. Oh, my God.

79
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,240
Fucking mess.

80
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Fucking mess.

81
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,180
Oh, my God. Yes.

82
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,900
Oh, my God.

83
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760
Oh, my God.

84
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:10,260
Oh, my God.

85
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,480
Oh,

86
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,060
my God.

87
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:24,380
Oh, my God.

88
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,940
Oh, shit.

89
00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:40,680
Oh, fuck.

90
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:47,360
Oh, fuck.

91
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,990
I'm sorry

92
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:15,350
I'm so fucking close.

93
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,330
I love it.

94
00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:41,790
So sexy.

95
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,150
Should we try it again?

96
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,350
Let's do it.

97
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,070
Yes. Yes.

98
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:54,370
Yes.

99
00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:02,230
Yes.

100
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,060
Oh, my God.

101
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:35,940
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

102
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:40,500
God.

103
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,300
Ugh!

104
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,100
I guess we can call that challenge a
draw.

